I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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