Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
