I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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