Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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