What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I yelled at your uterus for you.
He has the fingertips of a God
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