He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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