Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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