Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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