don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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