Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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