Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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