Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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