it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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