I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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