All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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