Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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