dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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