You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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