Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
He better not be in your backpack
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.