My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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