Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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