Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i drank out of a bidet.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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