Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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