drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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