wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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