he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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