Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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