Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.