May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing