Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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