Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I've blown a few things in my day
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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