Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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