a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
