saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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