hell yes lets make some ravioli
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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