pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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