At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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