Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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