i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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