My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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