Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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