I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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