if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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