Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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