Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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