Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
as a side note pls kill me
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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