Are we in a gay sports bar?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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