doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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