This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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