One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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