You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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