I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I am naked and annoyed.
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