i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
there is puke in my bra ... again
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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