Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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