you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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