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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.

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  The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Ugh he's texting me.

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  Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.

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• (607): View more from New York

  To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My dick looks like crazy bread

  (480): View more from Arizona

  pics are now mandatory

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  nobody was home so I boiled the dildo

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together

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• (409): View more from Texas

  I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.

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