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(870): View more from Arkansas

do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?

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well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic

(870): View more from Arkansas

what chic?

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(870): do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight? (1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic (870): what chic? http://tfl.nu/m2xn

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(513): View more from Ohio

WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE

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(513): WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE http://tfl.nu/ja6y

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(818): View more from California

i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do

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(818): i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do http://tfl.nu/n44h

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(301): View more from Maryland

this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.

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(301): this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately. http://tfl.nu/cwhn

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.

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did he notice?

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..

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(267): we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself. (215): did he notice? (267): of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up.. http://tfl.nu/7kng

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(817): View more from Texas

look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.

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(817): look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now. http://tfl.nu/dr20

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(307): View more from Wyoming

there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends

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(307): there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends http://tfl.nu/lr33

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(845): View more from New York

dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"

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(845): dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED" http://tfl.nu/7ras

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(949): View more from California

We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.

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(949): We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car. http://tfl.nu/vgtj

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(770): View more from Georgia

Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.

(504): View more from Louisiana

A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.

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(770): Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers. (504): A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome. http://tfl.nu/wa4b

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.

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(918): She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life. http://tfl.nu/zzux

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(408): View more from California

i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track

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(408): i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track http://tfl.nu/rp6g

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?

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(403): Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker? http://tfl.nu/tlpb

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(913): View more from Kansas

I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.

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(913): I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath. http://tfl.nu/ml02

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?

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(304): Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved? http://tfl.nu/lfe1

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