i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Randomize
