i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??