Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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