At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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