If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
please come you make the beer taste better
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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